2:57 PM – Move out day. We leave 407 N Broadway in as good condition as possible

We cleaned the now-remediated apartment as well as we could have despite hostile treatment, but, as a parting gift, we find this disgusting deposit inside the faucet filter trap. Stapled-and-duct-taped carpets covering floorboards still feature protruding nails, and the tiny replacement vanity stands in a massively empty bathroom.

9:35 PM – Chris official informs Coastline of vacated unit

10:04 AM – Jimmy emails saying Gloria is out of office

Consistent; never found her to be in office.